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Hahahaha!
well it amused me anyway.I loved these guys when I was a kid. Whenever I mention The Chuckle Brothers now, everyone calls them paedophiles, but they were my heroes.
So, I don’t mean to boast, but I met these guys and got their autographs.
(via sazkatrophee)
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Firstly, everyone had clearly spent far too long perfecting their appearance. I used to feel intimidated by people like this; now I see them as walking insecurity beacons, slaves to the perceived judgment of others, trapped within a self- perpetuating circle of crushing status anxiety. I’d still secretly like to be them, of course, but at least these days I can temporarily erect a veneer of defensive, sneering superiority. I’ve progressed that far.
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Simply incredible.
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ayoungmanspassage asked: Oh you big tease! But I'll take you up on the drinking (Y)! x
Good work! I’m in need of a good friend who I can complain about the world to. We can drink to other people’s flaws.
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why are you so amazing.?
If I am, it probably has something to do with bathing in the blood of virgins every night…
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To use raw power is to leave yourself infinitely vulnerable to greater powers. - Frank Herbert.
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……Why is it people talk behind your back…Then when you go up to them..they say fuck all!
I don’t get why people are so offended by people talking behind their backs… I mean, it shows they care enough about your emotions not to go up to your face and slag you off. The whole world is playing sleight of hand with their true emotions, don’t get hung up over it.
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Tumblr is too: nostalgic, preachy, depressing, guilt trapping, regretful and emotionally blackmailing for me. I’m gonna put it out there, not every person in the world is going to make fun of you for being fat, gay, smart or disabled. Not every person is going to use you and emotionally crush you then piss off. In fact, the vast majority of people in this world are actually nice people, perhaps if you stopped getting yourself into the mindset that they’re all against you, you wouldn’t think this. You wanna know how I know this is the truth? Because not everyone is arguing with each other, or fighting about something that was said to them. If the world really was as bleak as the tumblr posts seem to show the whole world would come to a standstill due to the break down of communication caused by the hate that you all seem to think there is. And now in true blackmail style; STOP SCROLLING or If you don’t re-blog this you’re a heartless beast.
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Why I hate tumblr…
Today, I finally figured it out. Tumblr is this place where teenagers, predominantly girls, come to post stuff, mainly pictures and the occasional reflective quote like: “My life is going to flash before my eyes one day and I’m going to make sure it’s worth watching.” But, the funny thing is all these pictures, quotes and posts are all posted for the same reason, people post them as if their life is already over and the good times are past them, which is hardly true when you’re in your teens. From what I can gather they post these pictures to evoke some nostalgic memory, that they feel is some distant past, so they can ponder upon something they did maybe two summers ago. The pictures aren’t even of them, they’re usually of some unknown teenager at some shoddy party with a bottle of alcohol in their hand, sporting some Jack Wills or Hollister clothing and people seem to think that the event in that photo is the pinnacle of good times. These stupid pictures usually have some poorly edited effect so that it looks like a really old photo, which adds to their confusion of thinking that everything is in the past at the age of seventeen. Do you guys seriously need to do this?
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Earth as seen from Mars.
The weird and awkward situations that seem to happen seamlessly through my life...
